Turkeys Circle Dead Cat In Attempt To Bring it Back to Life
From National Geographic:
“I’ve got three dogs and four fish tanks at home… I enjoy nature, I enjoy wildlife,” says Jonathan Davis of Randolph, Massachusetts, who filmed the scene on his phone. “It’s not every day you see something like that.”
But in all likelihood, the turkeys are less pagan and more paranoid: In a phone interview with National Geographic, wildlife biologist Tom Hughes of the National Wild Turkey Federation chalked up the turkeys’ behavior to a combination of curiosity and fear.
“My guess is they are puzzled by the strange behavior of the dead or dying cat,” says Hughes, “[and wanted] to get a better look, without getting too close.” The result, he says, is a circle of turkeys—mostly females—all eyeing the potential predator’s carcass, but none of them wanting to get any closer.
These turkeys trying to give this cat its 10th life pic.twitter.com/VBM7t4MZYr
— J… (@TheReal_JDavis) March 2, 2017
Bullshit. I am calling total and absolute bullshit that the turkeys are “puzzled.” I’m from Massachusetts. And you know what we are known for? Witches. Salem. The Crucible. You expect me to believe this is not a resurrection? Let’s look at the facts. Randolph, MA is only 31 miles from Salem. You think I’m lying?
Boom. Proof positive that this was some devil turkey Satan worship. Wildlife biologist Tom Hughes of the National Wild Turkey Federation is a part of the religious illuminati. He wants to hide the truth from us. Oh, you need more proof? Ok. Look at this FIRST IMAGE RESULT FOR THE TOWN OF RANDOLPH.
This doesn’t look like some old-timey building full of ghosts, spirits, and demons that would posses a bunch of turkeys and try to bring a cat back to life? It’s a bank, made of bricks, with a mini cathedral on the roof! This city is satanic as fuck. These wild turkeys work for satan. This cat is getting a 10th life.