Mario Kart is Coming to Real Life (Sort Of)
Go-karts have all the potential to be extremely fun. But the tracks generally involve going in circles around slow-moving tracks, negating all the excitement you are yearning for. I didn’t spend my life playing Mario Kart to stroll next to some 5-year-old who has the same go-kart driving permissions that I do.
Branson Tracks is here to save us.
Branson Tracks already has 14 locations around Missouri. But they are expanding into New York in Spring of 2018. You gotta think they are going to top their already awesome courses such as their Heavy Metal High Rise which Branson describes as a “4-story spiral climb, 3-tiered down slope, rock and roll stage lights, logo that makes for a sweet tattoo!”
I’m expecting a real life Mario Kart without having to wait for Nintendo Land in 2020.