Bob technically got what he asked for.
Clean up after your dog.
Ballsy move to steal his package.
Apartment life isn’t easy.
Carly Rae Jepsen would be proud.
I know a guy who could kick these all away.
Liam Neeson wasn’t even this angry when someone took his daughter.
Some neighbors just do weird things.
Dog poo seems to be a common neighborhood problem.
You have to admire detail so good the bush has a butt crack.
This is a crime that should be punished by death.
This note writer is my personal hero.
MMO players understand.
The cat looks like the type.
Don’t leave these on the ground like a jerk.