Is it Wrong to Laugh at Tombstones?
It has to be tough to spend your life with a name that people laugh at every time they say it. Being Mr. Assman or Mrs. Slutz can’t be easy. My middle name is Cornelius, which got me torn apart in school once kids found out. At least you can hide your middle name most of your life.
The unfortunate part about dying with a ridiculous last name is that it will keep getting chuckles forever as people come across your tombstone. But at least you can take solace you are bringing joy to people from the afterlife.