Perfect Life Hacks If You Don’t Mind Being A Little Scummy
Everyone wants to cut corners from time to time. It’s hard doing everything by the book and being a perfect citizen. You work hard and you deserve a break once in a while. I’m here to help. A few of these life hacks are more funny than helpful. But on the other hand, there’s a good chance you’ll start using at least one of these for the rest of your life. Then you’ll think of SauceMonsters and smile, which is all we want.
This really works.
I have a lot of Vanilla Ice on my computer.
Post drips are the worst if you are wearing khakis.
Some funny life hacks are more humorous than helpful.
Clipboards = Importance
Keep an eye out for Jay-Z and R.Kelly
Don’t forget coffee.
This is for the true scumbags.
Toner is expensive.
This also works for Taco Bell hot sauce.
“I pooped my pants!” also works.
Everything is free online.
I call BS on this one. I have gotten 4 tickets in 4 days with them all on my windshield.